Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Vast Santa Conspiracy

How far will the top echelons of our elite go to fool our innocent children into believing in a gift-giving lumberjack who flies?

Just how deep does this conspiracy go?

On the local Denver news they just showed us the "NORAD Santa Tracker". Using the government's top spy technology, they have determined that "Santa" is apparently somewhere over Winnipeg right now.

Yes, my friends, even NORAD is in on this conspiracy.

Can one doubt that Cheney must somehow be mixed up in this?

Merry Christmas!!


  1. You, my friend, are simply a nutcase, a conspiracy freak, a fruitcake, a candidate for Broughton Hospital. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF SANTA CLAUS!!!!

  2. Wait a minute....let me rephrase that. You, my friend, are an atheist, skeptic, secularist, immoral vagabound rascal. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF SANTA CLAUS!!!!!