That Overhead Projector

I'm still wondering about that 'overhead projector' that McCain keeps talking about. Obama apparently got it earmarked for some elite 'planetarium' in Chicago. Have you ever been to one of them planetariums? What a joke. All you've got to do is go outside and look up at the stars. They're right there every night, and you don't need no fancy, high-falutin' planetarium.